Reason #135 why I should not be allowed around kids:
T-man: Why is Aunty Lana your sister?
Me: ‘Cause nana was a whore.
Me (thinking): Oh, shit. I did not say that out loud, right?
T-man: What does she do?
I use my little sister’s house whenever I’m in town. Just looked in her fridge and found these. Howling, you guys. (Taken with instagram)
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I’m only uploading this to rub it in. I got flowers, you guys! (Taken with instagram)
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This conversation is actually happening.
It’s a legit fear, people.
This kid is like, the fucking happiest kid in the universe. There’s a YouTube channel dedicated to him laughing hysterically.
Yes, I’m spending my Sunday afternoon going through them all. Welcome to my life.
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